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I am the son, and the heir

By Herring (Fri Jan 26, 2007 at 05:57:49 AM EST) things, stuff (all tags)

Of a shyness that is criminally vulgar
I am the son and heir
Of stuff

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Oops I did it again

By Herring (Thu Jan 25, 2007 at 06:19:48 AM EST) stuff, things (all tags)

I played with your stuff, got lost in the game

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Last Christmas, I gave you some stuff

By Herring (Wed Jan 24, 2007 at 05:19:53 AM EST) stuff, things (all tags)

But the very next day, you gave it away
This year, I'll give you a thing ...

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Beelzebub

By Herring (Tue Jan 23, 2007 at 09:09:05 AM EST) stuff, things (all tags)

has some stuff put aside for me

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And stuff.

By ana (Sat Jan 13, 2007 at 04:15:01 PM EST) stuff, things, gig!, music, domestic engineering (all tags)

Domestic latte gingerly musical

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Dear deli,

By ana (Tue Jan 09, 2007 at 01:00:09 PM EST) stuff, things, sammich fixins, sploodge. (all tags)

When you pick out bread for those fancy sandwiches, please don't use the stuff that has large voids for mayo-laden treats, kthxbye.

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Knock-knock-knocking on heaven's door

By Farmgirl (Sat Sep 30, 2006 at 11:13:50 PM EST) things, stuff (all tags)

By 'heaven's door' of course I mean 'my cervix'.

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Ten Points of Absolute Wisdom, For You To Cherish and Live By

Because it's Wednesday. You know it's true. Ooh, ooh, ooh.

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-	Well, I think that Smiling Charlie is nothing but a twopenny opera! And he doesn't even have an Aria!	9%
-	Finding my belt buckle may require both time and a certain mindset, but I promise that the rewards will be thick... and heavy.	2%
-	People often say to me, "Hey... what the hell are you doing in here?!" But then I laugh and run away. It's great fun.	6%
-	Without a lot of evidence we cannot say whether or not there were a parade of cats in the cupboard. We do know, however, that our moss infection has cleared up. I think that says something.	23%
-	When he used to smile, his mouth would hurt for days. He stopped after a while, and that's when he figured out that faking the happiness was almost as bad as not having it to begin with.	16%
-	In my wallet: A condom, A piece of paper with several phone numbers, and Sally, the 12-year-old asian girl.	16%
-	Irradiated sensor soup, now half-off!	0%
-	When I make the noise that goes like this, I make the noise that goes like this.	6%
-	I would like to vote to do the hustle. I think it would help us in these trying times.	18%

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