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BFC I: NANOSHAMO Wrap up

By gzt (Fri Nov 30, 2007 at 08:55:08 PM EST) beards, beard of justice, friggin' intense, rockstar, gzt, winsome (all tags)

I, alas, don't have a working camera at the moment. But, today is the last day of No Shave November, or NaNoShaMo, the HuSi Beard Fun Challenge.

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Ten Points of Absolute Wisdom, For You To Cherish and Live By

By MohammedNiyalSayeed (Wed Mar 15, 2006 at 01:45:16 PM EST) things, smoking is cool, meatwad, Master of Tags, pwnage, sheeps, martina hingis, burnsauce, beards, beards and food, problems, solutions, reality, boner power, women's rights, abortion, turds, friggin' intense, keepin' it real, puppies, stuff, kittens, mean old chinese ladies, makin' poops (all tags)

Because it's Wednesday. You know it's true. Ooh, ooh, ooh.

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it will only end in pain

By gzt (Tue Feb 07, 2006 at 05:58:36 PM EST) homer, odyssey, failure, differential equations, beards (all tags)

I might just skip out on the whole "getting photographic evidence of the beard" thing and just shave the bloody thing in shame.

on thursday, i happen to have nothing on my schedule. friday is "suicide prevention day", a day off. starting at 8am on thursday, they will stage a reading of the odyssey which will last until they've gone through it all, projected ending at 10pm. i'll so totally be there for like 5 hours of it.

details of why inside.

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-	Tea... with treacle. And limes! Always limes!	4%
-	There's that thing you do with your eyebrow that makes all the children's bellies glow, could you do that round 4:30 or so? I got a girl coming by.	4%
-	The fearsome aqueous plants know who you are and what you've done. I suggest you start running. Tonight, son.	52%
-	"Erratically," they said, as though there were some other way to say it, "we cannot believe we're speaking in unison!"	19%
-	Two spoonfuls please.. right on my bum.	19%

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