Print Story 2007.06.04: I'm too tired for stupid titles
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By BlueOregon (Mon Jun 04, 2007 at 08:21:52 PM EST) (all tags)

I guess it's Sleeping Beauty we'll be seeing on Friday. Museums tomorrow. Let's compare summer movies.

It is being shot in English and will tell the story of a monster attack, with an autistic child the only person who can save the world.

More inside ...

Inside: GPotD and bitching & moaning™.



I

“Hyperion”

Ich kam zur heimat: solch gewog von blüten
Empfing mich nie ... ein pochen war im feld
In meinem hain von schlafenden gewalten,
Ich sah euch fluss und berg und gau im bann
Und brüder euch als künftige sonnen-erben:
In eurem scheuen auge ruht ein traum
Einst wird in euch zu blut der sehnsucht sinnen ...
Mein leidend leben neigt dem schlummer zu
Doch gütig lohnt der Himmlischen verheissung
Dem frommen ... der im Reich nie wandeln darf:
Ich werde heldengrad, ich werde scholle
Der heilige sprossen zur vollendung nahn:
Mit diesen kommt das zweite alter, liebe
Gebar die Welt, liebe gebiert sie neu.
Ich sprach den spruch, der zirkel ist gezogen ...
Eh mich das dunkel überholt entrückt
Mich hohe schau: bald geht mit leichten sohlen
Durch teure flur greifbar im glanz der Gott.

—By Stefan George

II

A.
I never developed much of a taste for George, and so it's hard to justify inflicting him here upon the masses. A colleague of mine has for the longest time been working upon a George-themed dissertation, but the most recent news is or was that she has decided to leave us, which is to say, she is no longer enrolled, has not defended, and will just drop off the face of the earth. But I hope this news is faulty, exaggerated, or at least the victim of an unreliable narrator.

A decent introduction to George is offered by Justin Cartwright's Prophet of doom over at the Guardian.

B.
Not all news is bad. Evidence the First: Lordi film ‘gets state funding’: “A horror film by 2006 Eurovision Song Contest winners Lordi has received 300,000 euros (£200,000) funding from the Finnish government, reports say.”

Today it rained. And rained some more; we had the remains of TS Barry above us until mid afternoon, at which point it cleared and I went shopping for pants.

I thought of going to Midtown Comics.

Unsuccessfully.

On my way back I stopped at Labyrinth Books to browse, and while I did stop myself from putting out money for anything, I did pull out my notebook once or twice or thrice to jot down the title and author of a few volumes.

Salon follows the pack and like every other publication put out a brief “summer reads” list; I'm still working on a beach read from two years ago. And last November I read another old beach read. I get them late. In paperback.

The Book of Air and Shadows (Michael Gruber) sounds interesting enough.

Other news is not so good. Take for example Aze Adine Ould Baja: “A family living in a public toilet in Morocco have spent seven years requesting more hygienic accommodation. Their pleas fell on deaf ears, and Aze Adine Ould Baja has had to endure the ignominy of having ‘Sidi toilets’ as the official address on his identity papers.”

C.
Most of my peeves are not pets. I prefer cats and dogs as pets, kittens and puppies. I have a simple request: that your standard, everyday department store carry pants that fit me. I'm not looking for a gigantic waist size; I'm not looking for pants for giants. I'm your standard 6'3" or 6'4" guy and I just want some Dockers™ or similar in a size 36x36 or, alas, currently 38x36. Someday I'll be back down to 34x36, but what you'll notice is that the inseam is not shrinking, and magically and mysteriously cutting off the inseams you sell at 34" when a good portion of the population is my size or taller seems obnoxious, to put it nicely.

When you, stupid department store dimwits, do not sell sizes that major manufacturers do make, I am forced to go to places that cater to so-called “larger” sizes and they, invariably, cost too much. Certain major retailers sell such sizes from time to time, but it means that I can't “go shopping” for pants; whenever I go shopping I just have to be on the lookout for pants that fit and buy them whenever I can, since I don't know when they'll be available again.

The closest Tarzhay™ is only a mile or so away, but in New Jersey, and there is no close bridge between me and the retailer. JCPenney maintains mostly catalog outlets in the city. The local Kmart sells only to midgets and other short people. H&M sells only to sort anorexic people who fancy themselves part of the shiny, happy, pretty elite. Macy's has walls of Dockers™, but not one is longer than a 34.

One obvious solution is to buy online, but for the slight difficulty in knowing based only on waist and inseam whether or not a pair of pants will fit; there is always the matter of “cut” and the fact that most pants seem to be made for people with skinny legs.

JCPenney has various Dockers™ on sale at the moment, some styles come in the right length (others magically stop at 34), and evidently if you buy $125 or more you get a free plane ticket. That won't help me this week but I'll still want new pants in Madison upon my return.

III

“Hyperion”

I journeyed home: such flood of blossoms never
Had welcomed me ... a throbbing in the field
And in the grove there was of sleeping powers.
I saw the river, slope and shire enthralled,
And you, my brothers, sun-heirs of the future:
Your eyes, still chase, are harboring a dream,
Once yearning thoughts in you, to blood shall alter ...
My sorrow-stricken life to slumber leans,
But graciously does heaven's promise guerdon
The fervent ... who may never pace the Realm.
I shall be earth, shall be the grave of heroes,
That sacred sons approach to be fulfilled.
With them the second age comes, love engendered
The world, again shall love engender it.
I spoke the spell, the circle has been woven ...
Before the darkness fall, I shall be snatched
Aloft and know: through cherished fields shall wander
On weightless soles, aglow and real, the God.

—Translated by Carol North Valhope and Ernst Morwitz
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You could always make the switch by MohammedNiyalSayeed (2.00 / 0) #1 Mon Jun 04, 2007 at 09:40:27 PM EST

to military uniforms as daily garb. LL is much easier to find than pants made for non-midgets.


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As an homage ... by BlueOregon (4.00 / 1) #4 Mon Jun 04, 2007 at 11:04:41 PM EST

... to you it could work, but then I'd need the manbeard, 'shorter' hair, and that hard to define style.

I am not worthy.

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"The german quoting guy is a little bit out there." (fleece)
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pants by LilFlightTest (2.00 / 0) #2 Mon Jun 04, 2007 at 10:26:15 PM EST
also (not)fun is trying to find pants that are a 38x30. i never realized how much of my darling husband's body is torso until i helped him look for pants.
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curiously enough ... by BlueOregon (2.00 / 0) #3 Mon Jun 04, 2007 at 11:01:02 PM EST

... I saw lots of 38x30 Dockers. More 38x32s, mind you. But even a few 38x29s (they had some odd-numbered ones in there). But, yeah, short-legs can be hard, too.

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"The german quoting guy is a little bit out there." (fleece)
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My brother has the same problem with pants. by me0w (2.00 / 0) #5 Tue Jun 05, 2007 at 06:02:13 AM EST
He is 6'6" and finds that he is forced to go to the big and tall store where clothes are at least twice as much as those in normal stores.


"There's really only one sexually related thing I'm good at: Producing incredibly volumous amounts of spooge on a regular basis." - ni


When I was in the midst of grad school, by toxicfur (2.00 / 0) #6 Tue Jun 05, 2007 at 07:25:40 AM EST
and I weighed about nothing, I had a huge problem finding pants. I hate the way women's pants fit for the most part - especially casual pants - and men's pants don't come in 29X32. Apparently, men with a 32" inseam do not have 29" waists. I got accustomed to wearing my pants a little baggier, and now I'm looking at the 32" waists and wondering if I can become accustomed to wearing them quite a bit tighter.

I hope you were able to find something acceptable and acceptably cheap.
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I found nothing by BlueOregon (2.00 / 0) #7 Tue Jun 05, 2007 at 09:57:15 AM EST

... I found some 34" inseam pants I was tempted to try on ... I could wear them really low and loose and they would be the right length ... ugh.

With strategic laundry days and taking care of the 'good' pair I have with me, I'll make it back to Madison. Macy's had some Docker's on for $29.99 and some other pants for $19.99.

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"The german quoting guy is a little bit out there." (fleece)
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If it makes you feel any better... by atreides (2.00 / 0) #8 Tue Jun 05, 2007 at 11:43:11 AM EST
...I usually wear 38x34. At Welsh Girl's urging, I got a pair of Dockers 38x36. It took me forever to fins a pair and when I did, they were really more like 37x36 if you get my drift...

Dockers in weird sizes suck.

He sails from world to world in a flying tomb, serving gods who eat hope.


yep by BlueOregon (2.00 / 0) #11 Tue Jun 05, 2007 at 08:19:13 PM EST
I was at TJ Maxx with a friend last fall and felt really happy when I found a 36x36 or 38x36 pair of Dockers. I almost just bought them on the spot ... but I held off, I was wise, and I tried them on. I could barely get them over my thighs (my thighs are not fat). I could be generous and say that the goal of these pants was to enhance the appearance of my package, so to speak, but that having been said, it was just insanely tight in the crotch, I could not really get them zipped, and these things rode low as if they were some pair of cheap low-riding teen hooker pants. Nobody wants to see my hips or ass, and that's what these pants were. Men's Dockers? Um, yeah.

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"The german quoting guy is a little bit out there." (fleece)
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HA! by R343L (2.00 / 0) #9 Tue Jun 05, 2007 at 07:52:50 PM EST
You men have it easy. Try buying women's pants (in the US) where size 12 in one brand any size 12 in another. Or where a size 14 in one brand might fit more tightly than a size 10 in another.

No, I am not kidding.

And it's not like they label the inseam / waist / hip values (or at least not consistently).

This of course means that I inevitably try on twenty pairs of pants before finding one that fits. Or I just buy pants that have a bit of lycra in them.

Or maybe I shop for clothes at the wrong stores.

In case this rant sounds bitter, I just spent $140 on two pairs of black dress pants ... but at least the (mostly) fit and should last a couple years.

"There will be time, there will be time / To prepare a face to meet the faces that you meet." -- Eliot


yes, have made a similar point ... by BlueOregon (2.00 / 0) #10 Tue Jun 05, 2007 at 08:15:44 PM EST

... with the person with whom I'm staying in NY. She says she's a size 4. She also worries about being or getting fat (again). But I digress. My point to her was that in general U.S. men's sizes for pants are pretty reasonable -- waist and inseam in inches. That's it.

Looking for men's pants in Berlin? You'll find jeans, in particular, in the U.S. measuring scheme, not that "inches" make any sense there. You'll find other things in centimeters, but often just the waist ... legs? Got to try them on individually. Or you'll find some old Russian measurement ... I have no f**king clue what the numbers there are supposed to mean.

And women's sizes in the U.S.? 1) I don't know what the numbers are supposed to mean, except that a 4 is smaller than a 6, is smaller than an 8. Supposedly. But 2) who knows if this 4 is smaller than this 6 ...?

That having been said -- even if the sizes are not 'standardized' stores tend to stock them for women. And for really larger sizes -- not something that really applies to most of the women at HuSi -- there are stores that stock those, and even some mainstream stores carry larger sizes. But I can't even find a 36 inseam at 90%+ of stores. And I don't think that's an unreasonably inseam length to carry. It's a f**king yard. 3 feet. That's it. Lots and lots and lots of men are my size; they have to get their pants somewhere. Forget how things are cut ... they're just not stocked.

Not that I'm ranting.

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"The german quoting guy is a little bit out there." (fleece)
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husband has similar pants size by R343L (2.00 / 0) #12 Tue Jun 05, 2007 at 08:42:44 PM EST
And he doesn't have that much trouble. Granted, he just goes to Macy's and grabs a pile of dockers-style pants. When he buys pants. Which is not often.

So yeah, I feel your pain. But damn I would like to be able to pull a pair off the rack and say "nope, legs too short" and put it back.

"There will be time, there will be time / To prepare a face to meet the faces that you meet." -- Eliot
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nope not you. by dev trash (2.00 / 0) #13 Wed Jun 13, 2007 at 07:04:05 PM EST
of all the women I know they all complain about the same thing.

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