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Will MillFonz show up tonight at the Grean American Music Hall?

Maybe he will!	2 votes - 33 %
Magic 8-Ball says "don't count on it"	3 votes - 50 %
Will there be women there from which he can get three donuts and some head?	3 votes - 50 %
Jesus H. F. Christ, how did the fucking Mekons get into my goddamned music library?	1 vote - 16 %
Oh, nevermind, that was fucking Cornershop.	0 votes - 0 %
I forgot all about fucking Cornershop.	1 vote - 16 %
Brits should really stay away from trying to make country music.	3 votes - 50 %
So should almost everyone else	1 vote - 16 %
Except Willie "Motherfuckin'" Nelson	2 votes - 33 %
And Waylon "Motherfuckin'" Jennings	1 vote - 16 %
And, well, that may be it. Who knows?	0 votes - 0 %
Oh, maybe David Allen Coe	0 votes - 0 %
Not that he's that great, but he meets one basic requirement for me:	0 votes - 0 %
He can't possibly take himself seriously.	1 vote - 16 %
Can you say that for Bono?	2 votes - 33 %
Thom Yorke?	0 votes - 0 %
Yeah, right.	1 vote - 16 %
OK, dudes and dude-ettes,	1 vote - 16 %
time to make some poops	3 votes - 50 %
then take a shower	3 votes - 50 %
then head to CalTrain.	1 vote - 16 %

6 Total Votes

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wait by MillMan (4.00 / 1) #1 Sat Jul 22, 2006 at 06:59:29 PM EST

the show is tonight? I thought it was last night...good thing I didn't try to go. Now, I might...

Everybody still hates me in this city and I hate everybody.

Well, you know the deal know, dude by MohammedNiyalSayeed (2.00 / 0) #2 Sat Jul 22, 2006 at 07:10:25 PM EST

I'll be the TOTALLY AWESOME BALD DUDE AT THE SHOW. Hopefully with the two 19 year old Thai hookers, but that's another story altogether.

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I'll show up around 8:30, probably by MillMan (4.00 / 1) #5 Sat Jul 22, 2006 at 07:13:56 PM EST

I'll be the anonymous looking white dude.

Everybody still hates me in this city and I hate everybody.
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: Oh, I'll know as soon as you get within 100 ft by MohammedNiyalSayeed (2.00 / 0) #8 Sat Jul 22, 2006 at 08:07:10 PM EST

I totally RFID'd your beer, dude!

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You can build the most elegant fountain in the world, but eventually a winged rat will be using it as a drinking bowl.
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I'm bored, you're boarding the 504 out of town by yankeehack (4.00 / 1) #6 Sat Jul 22, 2006 at 07:15:31 PM EST

It's late, so look straight, don't pull your eyes off the ground/
You sit and wait across the gate, the minutes stretch/ themselves so long/
You'll never be my destiny, because my destination's wrong/

Right coast, left coast/
Drifting round and round/
I'm lost, always, and i know i can't be found/
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You know what is funny? I voted for McCain in 2000 and Obama in 2008. (And let's not forget Edwards in 1998.)
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: \m/ OZMA \m/ by MohammedNiyalSayeed (4.00 / 1) #9 Sat Jul 22, 2006 at 08:07:44 PM EST

The Rockinest.
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On the TV, is that Newt? by Rogerborg (4.00 / 1) #3 Sat Jul 22, 2006 at 07:12:51 PM EST

Giving it "World War III! World War III, beeyatches! Let's [1] roll!"

If not, change the channel until it is, would you, then crank up the volume until your tofu knitting neighbours are bleeding liberally from their ears.

[1] Let's you and them fight!

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Metus amatores matrum compescit, non clementia.

: There were some nice awkward moments by MohammedNiyalSayeed (4.00 / 3) #12 Sat Jul 22, 2006 at 08:13:08 PM EST

Last night at the middle-eastern food joint, wherein my israeli friend and I got into an enthusiastic discussion on the matters at hand, but nobody blew me up with a suicide belt, so all's well that ends well. Plus, it's the new neighborhood, you know. Much like with a new puppy, you have to quickly assert the neighborhood alpha male role, with peeing on all the trees and alleys near the pubs, and getting into fights with locals. If you don't, a new neighborhood can eat you alive.

But I'll leave the tv on, just because. After all, the state told me to turn it off to save power. Fuck them! Build nuclear power plants like I told you motherfuckers in the numerous letters I write to you about same said subject!

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You can build the most elegant fountain in the world, but eventually a winged rat will be using it as a drinking bowl.
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IAWTD by spacejack (4.00 / 1) #4 Sat Jul 22, 2006 at 07:13:29 PM EST

That is amusing! Husi needs a sitcom like that.

I can't wait for the season with Mork by MohammedNiyalSayeed (4.00 / 1) #11 Sat Jul 22, 2006 at 08:09:02 PM EST

and can't wait to see who gets picked to play the part of Joannie!

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You can build the most elegant fountain in the world, but eventually a winged rat will be using it as a drinking bowl.
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: Yeah but by spacejack (4.00 / 1) #14 Sat Jul 22, 2006 at 08:51:45 PM EST

if Ted McGinley shows up, I stop watching.

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Cornershop by yankeehack (4.00 / 3) #7 Sat Jul 22, 2006 at 07:17:22 PM EST

Don't tell me that you secretly listen to a "Brimful of Asha".
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You know what is funny? I voted for McCain in 2000 and Obama in 2008. (And let's not forget Edwards in 1998.)

I'm a complicated man, yankeehack by MohammedNiyalSayeed (4.00 / 2) #10 Sat Jul 22, 2006 at 08:08:16 PM EST

A complicated man. Don't judge me.

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: I can tell by yankeehack (4.00 / 2) #13 Sat Jul 22, 2006 at 08:31:35 PM EST

you have video of Chris Dodd playing in your bedroom.
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You know what is funny? I voted for McCain in 2000 and Obama in 2008. (And let's not forget Edwards in 1998.)
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+1; mother-fuckin' fp by ammoniacal (4.00 / 3) #15 Sun Jul 23, 2006 at 12:48:48 AM EST

This coomenat has be n soidnsord by hurricanbe ice malt liqur

A Scanner Darkly by nebbish (4.00 / 1) #16 Mon Jul 24, 2006 at 06:22:27 AM EST

Don't tell me much about it, but tell me if it's good or not.

Really have to get hold of a copy of the book before the film opens over here.

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It's political correctness gone mad!

: Well, I still haven't seen it by MohammedNiyalSayeed (4.00 / 1) #18 Mon Jul 24, 2006 at 10:41:27 AM EST

But word on the street is, it's friggin' awesome.

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Dude! When's your Bar-mitzvah? by greyrat (4.00 / 1) #17 Mon Jul 24, 2006 at 08:33:10 AM EST

Yes. I know that's not spelled right.

: Next Saturday! by MohammedNiyalSayeed (4.00 / 1) #21 Mon Jul 24, 2006 at 10:00:14 PM EST

And friggin' DEVO is playing!

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Nice is a relative term by theantix (4.00 / 2) #19 Mon Jul 24, 2006 at 12:50:10 PM EST

I'd say they have played rationally, which is very different from nice. Nice is letting people walk all over you, rational is carrying a big stick and playing nice when possible. Ignorant leftist types wish that Israel would actually play nice and just accept (?) the constant crap they have to deal with on a daily basis. But this is a foolish and losing position to take in game theory.

The worst you could accuse Israel of is being disproportional in its response, meaning that by responding with greater force than they received they are escalating the degree of mutual loss. Except that ignores the wider strategic intent of this operation which is to either (a) get an excuse to bomb the shit out of Iran's nuclear program; and/or (b) create a buffer zone so that the rockets can't reach major cities anymore.

Meh.
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Nice is indeed relative by MohammedNiyalSayeed (4.00 / 1) #20 Mon Jul 24, 2006 at 09:56:41 PM EST

But the heart of the matter is that in Israel's mind, they've been playing nice. Seeing as how Hezbollah can't do shit to stop them, nor Lebanon, nor Syria, nor Jordan, nor Egypt, nor Saudi Arabia, UAE, Iran, or any other nation headed by theocratic or fascistic (note appropriate use of term "fascistic", as opposed to when people who don't know what that word means try to apply it to Israel, which is a democracy, and damn near the only one with 2000 miles), Israel gets to make that framework, much as it must piss off plenty of crypto-anti-Semitic state apologist "leftists". Lebanon doesn't want to be bombed. Hezbollah doesn't want to be bombed. Reactionary Kossholes don't want Israel to bomb anyone. At the end of the day, none of those people matter; they cannot and do not control what Israel does. Hezbollah could, of course, end this all by 1) ceasing the intentional targetting of civilians, and 2) releasing the IDF soldiers they have captured, if, in fact, those three are still alive.

Israel knows fully well, though, that those soldiers have likely already been killed. At this point, I think your option B is the one most likely, though, I must say, if it's option A, I won't be the least bit surprised (or opposed), as that's the plan I'd love to see carried out, and have stated such before. Nothing takes the proverbial political heat off America quite like a real asskicking from someone in their own neighborhood.

Anyway, all I know for sure is I'm wearing IDF t-shirts every day until this comes to a nice conclusion.

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You can build the most elegant fountain in the world, but eventually a winged rat will be using it as a drinking bowl.
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: of course by theantix (4.00 / 1) #22 Tue Jul 25, 2006 at 01:10:25 PM EST

Israel's goal is simply to not be attacked on a semi-regular basis. I don't think anything short of the US stopping arms shipments would deter them from pursuing this goal and perhaps not even then. From the perspective of the Israeli public I'm really not sure there are any real options beyond what they are currently doing. If Lebanon will not / cannot control Hezbolah's actions (a standing political party in the country IIRC), someone has to.
I'm sure the IDF t-shirt goes over really well in your neck of the woods, eh?
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