gzt's Diaries
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Educashun
By gzt (Wed Mar 17, 2010 at 01:36:58 PM EST) gzt, curves (all tags)
This is nonsense.

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Print Story I watched a lot of 5 Second Films
HuSi
By gzt (Mon Mar 15, 2010 at 10:40:17 AM EST) gzt, st patricks day, george lucas, superman, sore, special effects (all tags)
They put up a new film every weekday. Very clever. No links because YouTube is blocked at work.

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Latin
By gzt (Fri Mar 12, 2010 at 03:55:33 PM EST) gzt, pharmacy, friday, salad (all tags)
I've been lazy about shaving. Teh Wife said she could use a good ol' fashioned safety razor. I figured that I should get one, too, since the electric one I have is crappy, painful, and unwieldy.

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Print Story Mr. Taxman, bring me a dream.
Logic & Maths
By gzt (Thu Mar 11, 2010 at 02:15:13 PM EST) gzt, chill, spring break (all tags)
I don't have Revolver in my digital library at the moment. Annoying. It's not my favorite Beatles album, but it's pretty good.

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Print Story You got any angel food?
Internet
By gzt (Tue Mar 09, 2010 at 05:32:29 PM EST) gzt, taxes, fish oil, krill, gay bar (all tags)
Maybe... a cake?

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Print Story Intergalactic Planetary
Films
By gzt (Mon Mar 08, 2010 at 01:23:17 PM EST) gzt, spock, angel food, star wars (all tags)
I've had that song stuck in my head for a while. My wife wasn't familiar with it, and it's hard to explain how the song goes to somebody who doesn't know it. "Doot dee doot dee doot dee dootdee..."

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Print Story I had a clever title and forgot it.
Logic & Maths
By gzt (Fri Mar 05, 2010 at 12:40:31 PM EST) gzt, library, lost in the cosmos, squats (all tags)
I took the wrong train home last night. I wasn't paying attention. I went a few extra stops, got off in bad neighborhood to turn around, and then headed back downtown to catch the right train. Annoying. Also annoying is that I ended up directly south of where I live, and would have considered taking a bus north instead of heading all the way downtown, but there aren't any busses that go north. At all. Well, I exaggerate slightly, but, yes, it doesn't make sense.

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Print Story I can't tell if this is a troll.
Love
By gzt (Wed Mar 03, 2010 at 12:14:12 PM EST) (all tags)
I was googling for 'explosive defecation' and ran across this link: Super Slow blah blah blah.

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Print Story gzt and the hundred dollars
Fishies
By gzt (Tue Mar 02, 2010 at 01:41:21 PM EST) gzt, hundred (all tags)
gzt gets paid $100 under the table. Shuck that jive, nobody will ever know. NO TAXES. And he rocks out like a rockstar.

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Print Story My head feels like a SWORD!
Sci-Fi
By gzt (Mon Mar 01, 2010 at 02:59:19 PM EST) gzt, internet, troll, homework, squats (all tags)
Watched two episodes of Star Trek last night with Teh Wife because she had a cold. We watched the one with the Gorn and "The Dagger of the Mind". Awesome. Next will be The Menagerie, which is pretty good.

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