I'm on a boat.
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gzt (Wed Mar 17, 2010 at 01:36:58 PM EST)
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curves (
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This is nonsense.
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I watched a lot of 5 Second Films
They put up a new film every weekday. Very clever. No links because YouTube is blocked at work.
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wet shaving
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gzt (Fri Mar 12, 2010 at 03:55:33 PM EST)
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pharmacy,
friday,
salad (
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I've been lazy about shaving. Teh Wife said she could use a good ol' fashioned safety razor. I figured that I should get one, too, since the electric one I have is crappy, painful, and unwieldy.
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Mr. Taxman, bring me a dream.
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gzt (Thu Mar 11, 2010 at 02:15:13 PM EST)
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chill,
spring break (
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I don't have Revolver in my digital library at the moment. Annoying. It's not my favorite Beatles album, but it's pretty good.
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You got any angel food?
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gzt (Tue Mar 09, 2010 at 05:32:29 PM EST)
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taxes,
fish oil,
krill,
gay bar (
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Maybe... a cake?
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Intergalactic Planetary
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gzt (Mon Mar 08, 2010 at 01:23:17 PM EST)
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spock,
angel food,
star wars (
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I've had that song stuck in my head for a while. My wife wasn't familiar with it, and it's hard to explain how the song goes to somebody who doesn't know it. "Doot dee doot dee doot dee dootdee..."
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I had a clever title and forgot it.
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gzt (Fri Mar 05, 2010 at 12:40:31 PM EST)
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library,
lost in the cosmos,
squats (
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I took the wrong train home last night. I wasn't paying attention. I went a few extra stops, got off in bad neighborhood to turn around, and then headed back downtown to catch the right train. Annoying. Also annoying is that I ended up directly south of where I live, and would have considered taking a bus north instead of heading all the way downtown, but there aren't any busses that go north. At all. Well, I exaggerate slightly, but, yes, it doesn't make sense.
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I can't tell if this is a troll.
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gzt (Wed Mar 03, 2010 at 12:14:12 PM EST) (
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I was googling for 'explosive defecation' and ran across this link:
Super Slow blah blah blah.
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gzt and the hundred dollars
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gzt (Tue Mar 02, 2010 at 01:41:21 PM EST)
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gzt gets paid $100 under the table. Shuck that jive, nobody will ever know. NO TAXES. And he rocks out like a rockstar.
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My head feels like a SWORD!
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gzt (Mon Mar 01, 2010 at 02:59:19 PM EST)
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internet,
troll,
homework,
squats (
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Watched two episodes of Star Trek last night with Teh Wife because she had a cold. We watched the one with the Gorn and "The Dagger of the Mind". Awesome. Next will be The Menagerie, which is pretty good.
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